Warrior Princess

I would NOT roast them. I would get them surgically removed. What if your hair turned into snakes?

Thanks, Ritehunter! And a sarcastic thanks also goes out to Jenthura for corrupting my 10,000 points. Granted; now you know in your innermost being that you are the worst case ...

I seriously doubt the world's going to end tomorrow. Over the years, various groups of people have produced so many dates for the apocalypse, anyone but God Himself would be ...

Someone turns the lights off, and soon the little boys in the video begin singing, their voices eerily resembling those of women, though somehow purer and more ethereal. Beside me, ...

Granted; it works so well it grows a mind, and decides to eat you. I wish I could infiltrate people's dreams.

1/10. 9 points subtracted because I'm Team Bamboozle; 1 point added because Pink Shearwater is still awesome.

Wow, you are gorgeous! (So is your man.) ;) And GrantBlayfur! Gasp! You are hotttt! :P Well, at the risk of becoming one of those people who constantly post pictures ...

Granted, but an evil sorcerer uses it to destroy all that is good in the world. I wish I could instantly memorize any song I wanted to.

That's extremely sad, and I feel like a complete jerk for corrupting it. :( Granted, but......you move with her! :D I wish I did not have to go to bed.

MMM, you are beautiful in both Alaskan grizzly bear AND synthetic fiber form. Wickedwonder, you are gorgeousness!!! Jawdrop! Plus, red streaks = epic win. Well, well. Me and my ladies ...

Granted, but you tie it around your neck and choke. I wish I had a laptop.

I would get the heck out of there, unless of course I was a water-breathing bat, in which case I would acquaint myself with the resident fish, and maybe eat ...

Nah. Quite awake, actually! TUBM has two eyes, a nose, and a mouth.

For being a venerable member and highly experienced reviewer! And for having a weirdly cute avatar.

Banned for....living in Winstermill. Because it sounds like it's in England, but I don't know for sure. :P